3 middle aged men and 2 ancient vampires stealing a police car and yelling “get in losers, we’re going shopping” is just fucking top tier innit
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99.99% of rap haters have never even listened to rap. or if they have it’s like one gangsta rap song & they treat the genre as a monolith and act like it’s representative of every rap song ever. and well of course they are also just racist
first & last line still stand even if rap was a monolith and all rap was gangsta rap. btw
Rap is great! Everyone knows the worst genre of music is country
99.99% of country haters have never even listened to country. or if they have it’s like one post-9/11 pop country song by a rich poser & they treat the genre as a monolith and act like it’s representative of every country song ever. and well of course they are also just classist
i would lecture you about the importance of jazz in US history and african american history and music history but you’re a swiftie so there is no hope for you
oh no hun I’m sorry, we not doing gospel slander in my house
couldnt leave this in the tags
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